Has somene sat on you without pants?

I wonder how many people have farted on you.
Has somene sat on you without pants?
Maybe someone has thrown up on you in a party that lasted for too long.
I’m sure a dog or some other pet has licked your skin.
You’re probably lived in in many places.
I wonder if you are from here or not.
I wonder what kind of a relationship you have with the other one who looks exactly like you.
I wonder if you are jealous to the other one that has got wheels.
Because you don’t.
Or the ones that have long and thin extentions.
You have thick and short legs.
Just like I have.